{"id":539,"date":"2021-05-18T18:57:06","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T21:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sambapunk.com.br\/?p=539"},"modified":"2021-05-18T18:57:07","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T21:57:07","slug":"nick-cria-nick-carimba-nick-vende","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sambapunk.com.br\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"Nick cria. Nick carimba. Nick vende"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ser\u00e1 que encomendar alguma coisa do Nick Cave garante um happy-end? Ele \u00e9 o CEO, funcion\u00e1rio do m\u00eas e o que mais houver de t\u00edtulo por a\u00ed para fazer bombar o <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/cavethings.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cave Things<\/a>. 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